Benjamin Sesko: The Latest Victim of Football's Unforgiving Cycle of Hot Takes and Internet Jokes
Picture this: a happy the Danish striker wearing Napoli's colors. Now, place that with a sad-looking Benjamin Sesko in a Manchester United kit, appearing like he just missed an open goal. Do not bother finding a real picture of that miss; background information is the enemy. Now, add some goal stats in a large, comical font. Don't forget the emojis. Post the image across all platforms.
Would you mention that Højlund's tally features strikes in the Champions League while Sesko isn't playing in Europe? Of course not. And will you note that four of the Dane's goals were scored versus weaker national sides, or that Denmark is much stronger to Slovenia and generates far more chances. If you manage social media for a large outlet, raw engagement is what pays the bills, Manchester United are the biggest draw, and context is your sworn enemy.
Thus the cycle of online material spins. Your next task is to sift through a lengthy podcast with Peter Schmeichel and extract the part where he describes the signing of Sesko "weird". Just before, where he prefaces his remarks by saying, "I have nothing bad to say about Benjamin Sesko"... yes, remove that part. No one wants that. Just make sure "strange" and "the player" are paired in the headline. People will be outraged.
This Time of Promise and Hasty Opinions
Mid-autumn has long been one of my preferred times to watch football. The leaves swirl, winds shift, the teams and tactics are still fresh, everything is new and yet patterns are emerging. The stars of the coming months are staking their claims. The transfer window is shut. Nobody is talking about the multiple trophies yet. All teams are still in the game. Right now, all is possibility.
However, for many of the same reasons, this period has also been one of my most disliked times to consume news on football. For while no outcomes are decided, something must always be getting settled. Jack Grealish is reborn. Florian Wirtz has been a major letdown. Is Antoine Semenyo the top performer in the league at this moment? We need an answer now.
Sesko as Patient Zero
In many ways, Benjamin Sesko feels like Patient Zero in this context, a player inextricably trapped between football's opposing, non-negotiable forces. The imperative to withhold definitive judgment, to let technical development and strategic understanding to develop. And the imperative to generate permanent verdicts, a constant stream of takes and memes, out-of-context criticisms and meaningless comparisons, a puzzle that can never truly be circled.
I do not propose to offer a in-depth evaluation of Sesko's stint at United to date. The guy has been in the lineup on four occasions in the Premier League in a highly unpredictable team, scored two goals, and taken a mere of 116 touches. What exactly are we evaluating? Nor will I attempt to duplicate Gary Neville's and Ian Wright's notable debate "Argument Over Benjamin Sesko", in which two of England's leading pundits duel passionately on a popular show over whether he needs 10 goals to be deemed successful this season (one pundit), or whether it is more like 12 or 13 (Wright).
A Harsh Reality
For all this I enjoyed watching Sesko at his former club: a big, fast sports car of a forward, playing in a team ideally suited to his abilities: afforded the freedom to attack but also the freedom to miss. And in part this is why United feels like the cruellest place he could possibly be at the moment: a place where "brutal verdicts" are handed down in roughly the duration it takes to watch a pre-roll ad, the club with the largest and most ruthless gap between the time and air he needs, and the time and air he is going to get.
We saw an example of this during the national team pause, when a widely shared chart conveniently stated that the player had been deemed – decisively – the worst signing of the summer transfer window by a survey of football representatives. And of course, the press are not alone in such behavior. Team social media, online personalities, unidentified profiles with a oddly high number of fake followers: everybody with a vested interest is now basically aligned along the same principles, an ecosystem deliberately nosed towards provocation.
The Psychological Toll
Scroll, scroll, tap, scroll. What are we doing to ourselves? Do we realize, on some level, what this endless sluice of aggravation is doing to our minds? Quite apart from the inherent strangeness of being a player in the center of it all, aware on some surreal chain-reaction level that each aspect about them is now basically content, commodity, public property to be repackaged and traded.
And yes, partly this is because it's Manchester United, the entity that continues to feed the narrative, a major institution that must constantly be producing the big feelings. However, in part this is a temporary malaise, a pendulum of judgment most clearly and cruelly glimpsed at this season, about a month after the window has closed. Throughout the summer we have been coveting players, praising them, salivating over them. Now, just a few weeks in, a lot of those same players are now being dismissed as broken goods. Should we start to worry about Jamie Gittens? Did Arsenal actually need their striker necessary? What was the point of Randal Kolo Muani?
A Wider Issue
It feels appropriate that he faces Liverpool on the weekend: a team simultaneously 13 months unbeaten at home in the Premier League and somehow in their own state of feverish crisis, like filing a a report on someone who popped to the shops half an hour ago. Defensively suspect. Mohamed Salah finished. The striker an expensive flop. Arne Slot bald.
Perhaps we have not yet quite grasped the way the narrative of football has started to replace football itself, to inflect the way we watch it, an entire sport repivoted around talking points and reaction, an activity that occurs in the backdrop while we scroll through our devices, unable to disconnect from the saline drip of opinions and more takes. It may be Sesko taking the hit right now. However, we're all sacrificing a part of the experience here.